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Paige. 21 years old. Minneapolis College of Art & Design: aspiring filmmaker. My life revolves around art, broadway, happiness and an occasional latte. Taylor Swift drew on my arm one time & now it's there for eternity.


Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:/dinosaur screams/
— 5 hours ago with 448906 notes

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

(via ashleyclaire23)

— 5 hours ago with 520175 notes

diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

(Source: andyclarks, via ashleyclaire23)

— 5 hours ago with 479388 notes

coolbloqqer:

my hobbies include being annoying without even trying

(via basicasshole)

— 17 hours ago with 29687 notes
"Sorry professor, my 7 page essay isn’t done because taylorswift released a new song”

"Sorry professor, my 7 page essay isn’t done because taylorswift released a new song”

— 18 hours ago with 53 notes
#taylorswift  #Taylor  #swift  #Taylor swift  #1989  #Taylornation  #welcome  #to  #new  #York  #welcome to new york  #welcometonewyork  #music  #album  #song  #cd  #Art  #fan  #fans  #iTunes 

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via basicasshole)

— 1 day ago with 496547 notes
You and me are gasoline and matches 

UGGGGGGFFH

(Source: jessica--chastain)

— 3 days ago with 79 notes
sophiexylia:

Laura Benanti is a national treasure that must be protected at any cost.

sophiexylia:

Laura Benanti is a national treasure that must be protected at any cost.

— 3 days ago with 384 notes

taylorswift:

xloveswift:

Taylor Swift does not care about sleep

She does what she wants whenever she wants

They see me lurkin….. They hatin….

— 5 days ago with 11313 notes

hughvaljean:

how do you measure a year?

  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • and
  • um
  • in cups of coffee
  • 525,600 cups of coffee

(via ashleyclaire23)

— 6 days ago with 19073 notes

catie-does-things:

Sometimes I forget that Julie Andrews is an actress and not the ruler of a small European principality.

(via ashleyclaire23)

— 6 days ago with 59489 notes

brigwife:

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

when they are all gathered into the gym and lectured by tina fey

(via ashleyclaire23)

— 6 days ago with 199986 notes
"Build a friendship before marrying someone. Marry your best friend."
— 6 days ago with 53373 notes