"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."
"I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore."
"Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’"
Chandler Bing’s one liners (part 1)
WHEN YOU REALLY LIKE A GIFSET BUT IT PAINS YOU TO REPOST IT BECAUSE OF A SPELLING ERROR. UGH!
(Source: thefriendszone, via sibellahallward)
Hi, can you please tell me where that Target event was? (City?)
I AM VERY PISSED
"When I first started drinking — when I was like 21 — I used to cry about Joni Mitchell all the time after a few glasses of wine. All my friends would know, once I started crying about Joni Mitchell, it was time for me to go to bed."